What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

You shall not bear false witness.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

What did one boob say to the other boob

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

Lose lips shimk ships.

I don't like religions.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Innocent before proven guilty

I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I don't like

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But this is not

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?